On my way down to town..
Taxi driver: Happy “Varen-time dae” miss..
Me: Oh, thanks!
Dead silence…after 10 seconds,
Taxi driver: So, no flower for you?
Me: *blush* Er….no..
Taxi driver: You have date to-nine?
Me: To nine?
Taxi driver: Tooo-niineee…you know..
Me: Oh..tonight. *Look at the window, trying to ignore the question*
Taxi driver: You no boy friend?
Me: Er… *suddenly I wasn’t sure if I should answer this question*
Taxi driver: I change shift now..
Me: Oh Oh! I see..I will be having dinner in town. *perspiring*
Taxi driver: Oh..With your boy friend?
Me: Em..
Taxi driver: He rich hor . Ve-li expensive to eat there.
Me: Em..
Taxi driver: I no money. Cannot eat there. I no girl friend. No money, no girl friend.
Me: Awww…don’t worry, you will find one.
Taxi driver: I hate varen-time dae. All the flowers SOOO expensive. One flower ah…10 dorrar (dollar).
Me: I know. You can buy the flower 1 week in advance and store it in the fridge.
Taxi driver: Wah..you very good hor. Be my wife..ve-li good!
Me: Ah….*blush* Thanks. Ah..Uncle, you can just drop me here!
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