I always get this question back at uni and now at work. Last week, my colleagues and I chatted about traveling during lunch time. They talked about their traveling stories around Malaysia and 90% of the time, I had no idea where they were talking about.
Colleague A: We went to Desaru last year and it was beautiful!
Me: What ru??
Colleague A: Desa-roo…
Me: Jejaroo?
Colleague A: DE-SA-ROOoooo..
Me: Dejaru??
Colleague A: Gosh! You Malaysian o-not??!!
Me: What kind of place is that? I don’t recall seeing this whatever ru in my Geography textbook!
Colleague C (Malaysian): I did what..
Me: Ah?? Aiya, syllabus must have changed after 15 years.
Colleague D (Singaporean): But I also came across Desaru during secondary school. How come you don’t have?
I wanted to find out the correct spelling of Desaru so I searched on google a few times for Dejaru, Jejaru, Gejaru…and I gave up. So I turned to my singaporean colleague sitting next to me just now and he spelled the word for me. How pathetic.
The lunch continued…
Colleague B: I drove my family to Kuantan last month for holiday…
Me: You meant Kelantan? Why did you go to Kelantan? I heard that ladies can’t wear shorts and must wear long sleeves!! So what did your wife wear?
Colleague B: Kuatan is in Pahang lar!!!
Me: Ohh.. The big big state right in the middle! *grin* See! I know my Geography!
Colleague B: Walau!!!
Colleague E: So Cherry, where have you been so far in Malaysia?
Me: Err..not many…
Colleague E: How about Malacca? Malacca is nice…the food is nice.
Me: Er….no…SO FAR! How to go??
Colleague E: FAR? You know where Malacca is o-not?
Me: Of course! It’s somewhere at the bottom, right?
Colleague E: Aiyor, we have to be your tour guide one day and take you around in Malaysia.
Me: Wah..thank you thank you!
My pathetic situation is beyond words…
So I happened to come across kennysia.com and took a "How un-malaysian are you?" test… guess what I have got?
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Congratulations Cherry, you are 67% not Malaysian. That means you’re as Malaysian as…

Guy Sebastian !
FINE! Well, it must be some scam or conspiracy or…Anyway Kenny, nice try!
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